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Since Jess and I do not hae cable I have been watching a TON of movies online lately, as well as TV shows. got bored today of doign both of those things and got updated on most of the new movies that are going to be coming out soon and I decided to let you know which ones you should go see, and which ones you def should not see..
Here we go..
Or as I like to call them.."Make me feel like a pussy for crying" movies. Then again, Angels in the Outfield wasn't a chick flick and it had the same effect..anyway..
This movie called Valentines Day is due out in Feb. (obv) I didn't have to even watch the preview to realize it was just another one of those 'He's just not that into you' type of casts. By that I mean that it has a shitload of well-known celebs in it, just to try and get you to go see it! In fact, I am pretty sure it might be the same movie, just with different people playing the parts. In this movie there is
Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Biel, Emma Roberts, Ashton Kutcher and Topher Grace.
This made me want to write a letter.
Dear Hollywood-
You realize Scarlette Johannson isn't listed right? Was that a mistake?
<------Did you forget about this outfit?
None of the chicks casted could ock this outfit.
My sugestion-
Put this office scene in hte movie again, bc it was hot.
Thanks-
Paulie
I'd see it...
No more chick flicks that are even worth mentioning...but this preview for 'The Blind Side'straight up made me tear up. It looks like it should be a typical save the delinquent kinda movie, PLUS Sandra Bullock has a southern accent!
I straight up love family movies. I don't care who makes them, but usually I am mildly entertained if not 100% engulfed in these kinda movies...lame? I don't care.
'Old Dogs' is a comedy about 2 guys that have to watch a pair of seven year-olds. Sounds kinda lame, but the preview really makes it look like it has potential to be funny! Once again, I wouldn't pay to see it, but if ths movie came on TBS I would def watch it! It has John Travolta (eh) and Robin Williams (eh) AND Seth Green (Woo!) This preview is worth a view.
'The Toothfairy' has The Rock in it. It looks alright. If I HAD to see it, I would, but this one looks like I could go wihout seeing it. Billy Crystal is in it too, but I haven't seen anything with him in it since City Slickers 2. I'm not goign to waste the space but if you want to see it, it is here
Ummmm next is Toy Story 3. Shit yeah I'll even pay to see this one. They only have the teaser availsble online right now, you have to go see the double feature of 1+2, there they have the preview for 3....A bootleg leaked oline but Disney was quick to get that shit off quick!
I've just got one for you in this genre. It is called 'Paranormal Activity', and the preview makes it look pretty scary. I think it was shot the same kind of way the blair-witch project was minus the shaky camera. It it only coming out in a few cities for now..thank god bc I know Jess would want to go see it and I'd be scared.
The BEST type of movies there are!
First there is a movie coming out with Michael Cera in it. I think the premise is that he can't get a girl so he creates and alter-ego that is a bad-ay-suh. The plus is that you get 2 Michael Cera's for the price of one. Michael Cera is funny enough to MAYBE be able to make this a god movie. The thing that may be a huge advantage to this movie is the fact that it is going to be rated R. I wouldn't pay to see it, but bootlegged online? Oh yeah.
'Men Who Stare at Goats' is a movie based o a true story. Something about an army branch that apparently sed psychic powers. It looks like a dark comedy, but it has George Clooney in it and it looks real good. I def wanna see this one!
The guy who madeNapolean Dynamite made this next movie, and it looks rreaalll bbaadddd..It's called 'Gentleman Broncos'
Alright, well his is taking up a lot of my time. Considering hat nobody s going to ever look at this I suppose I will just add one more. It is called 'Mystery Team' and I think it looks pretty fuckin funny!
Lata Bonaz
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